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January 05, 2004

"I missed my first trimester. I was home sick."

Sunday hopefully marked the turning point for Fabulous Babe vs. Morning Sickness.

That is the Japanese monster film that has been playing in our house for four months straight. Originally billed for a limited engagement it's been showing non-stop, 24-7, since October. If I had a dollar for every time FB has gagged we would have Scrooge McDuck's 3 cubic acres of money.

Alas no such incentive program exists. Instead I wake up at 2:30 when FB smacks me and says "Can you make me some toast?" to which I stumble downstairs and attempt to wrestle with butter, a knive and bread while the cats circle around me thinking they are about to be fed.

The optimist in me is keeping my fingers crossed but the practical side of me bought two loaves of bread tonight at the store.

Posted by Jim at January 5, 2004 11:55 PM


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