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January 06, 2004

Getting pregnant Vol. I

When you are trying to get pregnant your life soon takes on a surreal quality. For men little changes. For women everything changes.

The most obvious change?

Your life is soon taken over by what type of stick you are peeing on next.

The first half of the month? Ovulation detectors.

The second half? Pregnancy detectors.

Pretty soon I got to the point that I could read one of these things from 20 feet across the room.

"Hon the rolls are coming out of the oven. I already put the drinks on the table and, wait a second, yup, you're ovulating in the next 24 hours."

You laugh. It actually happened like that once.

Posted by Jim at January 6, 2004 12:21 AM


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