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October 24, 2005

"My kingdom for some Butt Paste."

For the last week Jack has been eating everything that isn't nailed down. His usual meals have grown to at least double in size what Calista Flockheart eats in a day. (Ha ha.)

Along with this increased intake there has been an equal increase in output. With this increased, ahem, volume we've been fighting a rash that wouldn't go away.

When Desitin fails there's only one way to go: Super Deluxe Atomic Butt Paste. This goo is made up of three ingredients, one of them butterscotch candy by the smell, and is liberally applied to the afflicted nether regions three times a day.

After 3 full days I am glad to report that Jack's cheeks are not nearly as rosey.

Posted by Jim at October 24, 2005 08:02 PM


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