The Special Project

December 28, 2003

FAQ (of sorts)

Hi,

Welcome to The Special Project. This is a website that began when my wife and I were expecting our son, Jack.

When we first started talking about having a baby I began to write a few things down here and there. With all of our friends and family a bit spread out this seemed the easiest way to keep people in touch with what was going on. After we went from impending arrival to Jack's birth what began as a blog about our pregnancy has evolved into a bit of a virtual window into Jack's journey through childhood with my somewhat off topic comments from time to time.

There are far too many painful and tedious family sites already out there on the internet. Hopefully regular reading of the site won't be like that awful Christmas letter you're loathe to receive every year from your least favorite cousins. The easiest thing to do is just let me know if this starts to read like a long, slow, root canal and I'll see what I can do.

With friends and family all over the world there's quite a cast of characters. To that end as I reference people in entries they'll wind up here. In respect to people's privacy I'm going to the effort of keeping real names off of the website. (I've had problems with some unsavory types.) To that end the only person mentioned by name here so everyone else has to be content with the nicknames I stick them with.

That being said here's a bit of a "Who's Who".

Jim
That's me. I'm sole owner, operator and proprietor. (A bit like a bartender actually.) Most of the authoring duties fall to me.

My direct line for comments, suggestions and criticisms is jim@thespecialproject.com so feel free to write. Offers of "business opportunities" or physical "enhancements" are encouraged to jump off cliffs.

Fabulous Babe
That's my wife. She's commonly abbreviated to FB for short here on the website. She had the starring role in the saga of impending parenthood and now shares duties raising our son.

Jack
Our son who was born in July of 2004. (I suggest reading from the beginning to catch up but it's completely up to you.) Jack's the whole reason for this website. He's silly and fun and, at the risk of sounding like an obnoxiously proud parent, an amazingly sweet little boy.

Family: We're blessed (or some would say cursed) with loads of family.

Dad & Mom
My dad and stepmother. The first time Fabulous Babe met my dad she declared afterwards that "nature vs. nurturing thing is crap" because we are so similar. I also hit the jackpot in getting an awesome stepmother instead of one of the wicked variety.

Mother
My mom. An accomplished watercolor artist who's won awards for her work.

Auntie Dearest
My mom's sister. She used to live in California but has recently moved back to Kentucky.

Farmer Dad & Mom
My wife's parents. They're, surprise surprise, farmers in Illinois. (Corn and Soybeans.) He is a man of few words and she's a closet gearhead who's active in the local Home Extension coven. (His joke, not mine.)

Granddaddy and Grammer
My mom's parents that raised me. He's easily one of the most good hearted people on the face of the earth and she's as shrewd as the day is long.

Grand Ma Ma
FB's sole surviving grandmother. (Her mom's mom.) I hope and pray I'm as active as Grand Ma Ma when I'm her age. Before you ask, no, she looks nothing like Marie Blake, the original Grandmama.

Louise
My dad's mom. She's the wife of Jack's namesake, my grandfather, who passed away in 2000. She's a favorite with everyone and at 95 is brighter and sharper than 90% of the people you meet every day.

Mary Jane and Peter Parker
My wife's twin sister and her husband. (He's a huge classic Marvel Comics fan so that's where the names come from.) They have two girls: Tall Princess and #2 Billy Goat. Mary Jane is Jack's godmother.

Goolia
One of my most beloved cousins. Goolia is who I life to refer to as my world travelling cousin. After her trip to Italy, which left a trail of broken hearted Italian men in her wake, one of my other cousins, her sister, dubbed her "Goolia" which has stuck ever since.

The Opera Divas
Our cats. The woman that fostered them as kittens named them Tosca and Aida. Tosca is the laid back and easier going of the pair. Aida is Satan is feline form.

Friends: which we are loaded to the gills with. If you're not here yet don't worry, you will be. *grin*

The Best Woman
This is my best friend from Chicago. When we got engaged I told Fabulous Babe she could have anything she wanted for the wedding but I had one request: I asked if I could have a Best Woman. She agreed and it was perfect. The Best Woman did a great job and comes highly recommended. (Check availability before booking.)

Doctor Molotov
Our doctor. She was the one that was supposed to be wearing the catchers mask and holding the glove on June 29th. (That was Jack's due date. Ha ha.) Her personal experience was having twins and then shortly there after another daughter. (The proverbial set of Irish Triplets.) Despite her way cool mad scientist nickname I'm sorry to say she lacks a Volcano lair. She does, however, have a secret passion for Dark Chocolate M&M's.

My Brother
Not my blood brother. This is my best friend from high school. To whose parents I was the son they never wanted but got stuck with anyway from my hanging out at his house. I was best man when he married Lillypad. They have two daughters, Blossom and Rose.

The Ex-Neighbors
These are our old neighbors who had a baby in May of 2003. Based on pictures of the boy it looks like they just cloned the father. Mrs. Ex-neighbor was part of my wife's "Oh my God I'm pregnant!" support network. Mr. Ex-Neighbor is funnier than any human being has a right to be.

The Racetracks
Our current neighbors across the street. When we first talked with them about having a baby over dinner one night they went home and decided to beat us to the punch. ("We can't let them beat us!" is a direct quote.) Their due date was one week ahead of ours so their efforts obviously succeeded. With my wife being an over achiever we hoped we might yet close the gap but we didn't, Jack had other plans. They beat us by a month with a beautiful daughter named Kate whom Jack is now forbidden to date. (It's a running joke.)

Mr. and Mrs. Archaeon
Like Moose (see below) he's a former co-worker. He blames the time he lived with me for the extra 10 lbs. he carried. (I know that my "better living through Domino's pizza" diet had NOTHING to do with it.) He one of my groomsmen and remains a very close friend.

Moose and Mrs. Moose
Good friends from Baltimore that have two kids, Ms. Moose and Moose Jr. Moose Jr. has mystical powers that I think caused Jack to come into being. (There is an entry that explains this.) Moose was also a groomsman.

Slim and Selma
This is the Kentucky Philosopher and his beloved wife. Few men can say that have actually fought another man for the hand of their wife. However Slim can honestly claim that he won the right to ask Selma out by winning 2 out of 3 wrestling matches. Slim doesn't bleed University of Kentucky blue so much as he hurls it as venom in the directions of Indiana and Duke.

Mr. and Mrs. Lost Control.
Mrs. Lost Control grew up with FB and moved to the Twin Cities with her husband over a decade ago. Having her childhood friend close has been a big boon to FB. She's also the one that coined the phrase "If you want to lose complete control over your life have three children."

Spirtual Train Brother and Pearl of Love and Patience.
Spirtual Train Brother is my friend in Seattle who is also a model railroader. Pearl of Love and Patience is his wife. They have three boys, Smiles and Ox and We're Quitting With This One.

Gear Daddy and June
These are our neighbors with 3 kids: 2 Boys and a girl. Poor June dodged the "twin" bullet three times and after number three mandated that Gear Daddy have some things "fixed" for lack of a better word.

My Canadian Sister
My wife's best friend in Canada. According to her mother I'm her American brother. Her mom also likes Midori sours which I introduced her to at our wedding reception so that might have had something to do with it.

Malibu Barbie and Rodeo
FB's fabulous friend and cooking pal in Seattle. She looks like a certain well known Mattel doll. (At least enough for me to make the joke.) Recently married to Rodeo. (Lord knows he had to hogtie her she's such a handful.) Currently planning their own "Special Project" of their own.

The Silver Fox
A long time friend of my wife. He too was an American who lived in Canada for a while while working with my wife. His home theatre makes mine look like a tinkertoy.

El Jefe
Our good friend that lives in the Pacific Northwest. His title is Director of Clever New Things. I met El Jefe through work and we've been fast friends ever since. El Jefe is Jack's godfather. He is also, strangely enough, another Canadian. We say prayers nightly for him as he's recovering from both a Tim Hortons and Old Dutch potato chip addiction.

The Astronomer
My friend from Baltimore who used to work at the STSCI which translated into English is the Hubble Space Telescope Laboratory. He's finally free of his wretched ex-wife, a horrid and thoroughly unpleasant woman, which means he's now available. If you're in the greater Boston area and looking to meet a nice guy let me know. I'm currently helping him with his Match.com profile.

FB's Gym Partner
This is FB's "locker buddy" at the gym that works in the same building as I do. She and El Jefe are good friends as well. Very good. *chuckle*

Mrs. Canadian Hotness and Five-O
Another of my wife's best friends who lives in Ontario and her husband, one of Ontario's finest. She used to teach speed skating so when Jack needs lessons we're drafting her.

The Artist and Jenny
A la Prince his name should be "The Artist who founded a game company, worked among wretched excess at another game company, never sold out and is now required to make Pirate noises for a living." I've known him for over a decade and his creative output is astounding. Jenny is his main squeeze. They are marrying soon and I couldn't be happier.

Mr. and Mrs. Quads.
Another friend of mine from the game industry. He and his wife spent 2 and a half years having their first son. They tried fertility drugs to help with their 2nd. They succeeded beyond their wildest dreams by having a 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th. I'm fairly certain they're done.

Rapmaster Ray and Mrs. Ray.
The only person whose resume reads like a pipe dream: Backup singer for the Beastie Boys, Game Designer, and now a visionary who regularly meets with Bill Gates. A really great guy.

Mr. Urban Blight
My good friend in Plymouth. He's one of my model railroading buddies who knows that with model trains must come beer. His wife is a patient O-gauge model railroading widow.

Mr. and Mrs. Minnesota
They are the storybook Minnesota couple: He skates, plays hockey, they have a cabin on a lake, etc. Their son is a couple of years older than Jack.

Miss Thing
Another of my wife's good friends from Canada. They met in a cooking class and went to France together. She flits between Hong Kong and Toronto and all points in between with grace and style.

Wonder Woman and the Rickmeister
One of FB's ex-co-workers who like Fabulous Babe is a dynamo / spitfire in the office. She and Rickmeister now have joined the "we have one too" club with a beautiful little girl named Sofia.

Garage Master and the Poker Widow
Another couple in our neighborhood. (His garage is nicer than most of the apartments I have ever lived in.) She's the suffering widow to his occasional poker games.

Mrs. Dawn
This is our daycare provider. She runs a fabulous daycare out of her home: Mrs. Dawn's Day Spa for the Small & Troublesome.

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